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If you think about the amount of biomass that gets thrown out from a lawn once a week in the summer it's absurd. I tried to find the smallest thing that can eat a diet of primarily grass. It turns out it's tiny goats. You might think it's rabbits, but while they can eat grass, says chatgpt their diet can't be mostly grass, so you would be stuck feeding them mostly other things.
Should we transition to a society where most households have dwarf goats?
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[-]Zom2(+2|0)
i have concerns about the amount of timy poop this would generate. we would need herds of poopbeetles to tidy up the mess. but if the tiny goats and poop beetles are similar sized, they could battle to the death leaving piles of dead tiny goats and a poopbeetle famine. it will be a tragedy.
[-]x0x7
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We'll just have to train the goats to go in one spot. Then the poop beetles can have a spot that's mostly for them. Of course the goats would have to enter it every now and again, but hopefully the beetles will be able to make the connection that a goat visiting = poop.
[-]Zom1(+1|0)
symbiosis will take time, if we can make them fully reliant on eachother through some additional means it could make for a permanent natural solution.
[-]x0x7
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I think we should make areas that are completely goat free and areas that are completely beetle free and cycle them in and out of them. Then they will be able to recognize what a completely poop free world would look like or what a completely poop filled world would look like. That will help them make the association, oh yeah, goats equals good.
[-]Zom1(+1|0)
we require tiny shepherds. midgets will do.
[-]x0x7
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I was just thinking the other day if breeding midgets would ever make sense. I think you just proved that it does. They say during a gold rush that you want to be the man selling shovels. If everyone raises dwarf or pygmy goats then we will be the ones providing the midgets to run them.
[-]LarrySwinger
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YES
[-]NiggerPete1(+1|0)
my goat just birthed two kids. I doubt the average normy could handle it
[-]x0x7
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Would rabbits be better?
[-]NiggerPete0(+0|0)
Rabbits are level 0 to raise and they taste like chicken
[-]AmericanMuskrat1(+1|0)
Fuck yes! Goats and chickens.