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Hi everyone.

I work for the Federal Bureau of Investigation.

To preface, I have tried this approach on Facebook and Twitter, and the message didn't get out. I have posted related messages on Sqwok, and will defer my posting of this type of message on Mirage.

Since October, I have lost my identity documents and any access to personal accounts or money. To make matters worse, I have been homeless without shelter.

I have continued my work diligently since then, as I have contributed to ATF-related collaborative projects and FIFA event in Bryan College Station, as well as the Senate Primary run-off in Georgia yesterday.

I am currently in Bryan College Station, and hoping that someone in U.S. government is able to get me off the streets and put me up somewhere sometime in the near future.

Thanks for your time.

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[-]newJiminy1(+1|0)

Cringe. Not funny. Is this discordian comedy?

[-]Zapped-1(0|-1)

There should be FIFA World Cup teams and spectators in the area. You may be able to get a job as a ball washer for enough cash to get a place to stay. Or maybe even a job with one of the teams cleaning soccer equipment.

[-]TrixieixieVixie-1(0|-1)

The teams already left. It was a tune-up game that I posted about on Facebook on June 6 @ 12:19pm, 6 hours before the game at Kyle Field:

I'm doing well.

There's a bunch of FIFA tune-up games being played today.

One of them is in "Open Stadium", colloquially known as Soldier Field. It was the first of the games today.

There are a few others including England playing in Florida and Argentina in Bryan Texas (which is where I'm currently located).

I think these FIFA tune-up games have been played for a while. That being said, it is rare that they are being played (less than two weeks) before a U.S. and Mexico jointly-hosted FIFA World Cup Tournament. And although it is exciting, it is important to remember that these are just practice games.

I am currently working (or hoping to find) a FIFA World Cup schedule based off stadium, with extra info related to the pods and the regions associated with said pods. For example, I noticed that a team playing in Kansas City might find themselves playing in Seattle just a few days later. This might be fun for the soccer teams - getting to fly all around the U.S. for the duration of the World Cup.

This is quite the journey for these teams! Watching along - starting June 14 - is going to be a whole lot of fun for any Americans, and having a regionally constrained pod context would make it even more interesting for any interested viewers or Intelligence Officers (like myself) watching along

Argentina actually played in Kansas City last night, so yeah. My work from that game is no longer relevant to any FIFA-related jobs or opportunities for transport as I might've hoped.

I had other work that precluded me from finding these opportunities.

I had a dispute with the Texas A&M Campus Police regarding a potential Civil Trespassing case, which I maintain is offensive given my Alma Mater as well as being ill-founded given that it not only lacks the requirements for a Civil Trespassing case (destruction or modification of property) but that said lawsuit would be egregious given the Morrill Act of 1862.