Well! If isn't SHE the standard-bearer for virtuosity... How does one unpack all that? Where do we begin???
MOTHER OF 3: How lovely that you would invite me to spend my TIME and MONEY raising your three kids, that I had no part in producing...
GHETTO + COUNTRY HYBRID: Equals strong potential of being murdered and having my stuff stolen + high likelihood of your being bat-shit crazy.
DON'T HAVE SNAPCHAT: Well, finally a bright spot... (Assuming that she's telling the truth)
HAIR IS CURRENTLY RED & BLACK: In the wild, colors are always an indicator of impending danger...
PROBABLY TOO CRAZY FOR YOU... WANNA BET?: No need to check the Vegas odds, I'm going to go with NO, right out of the gate!
YOU MUST BE READY TO BE IN A FACEBOOK OFFICIAL RELATIONSHIP: Well, If you're willing to accept a Facebook wedding ring and honeymoon, uh ok...
NO LIBERAL, CAN'T GET OFFENDED EASY... Another seemingly bright spot, BUT WAIT, It's a trap, RUN!
HAVING MORE KIDS IS NON-NEGOTIABLE... ...I NEED 20 OF THEM: If I were a betting man, I'd say she probably already has the divorce lawyer on speed dial...
BE PREPARED TO HAVE THE BEST TIME OF YOUR LIFE: The first 45 days will be average at best, and the rest of your time with her will be like every SAW movie.
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How does one unpack all that? Where do we begin???