Vaxxie, vaxxie, so obsessed,
wore your mask and took your tests.
Still got COVID every strain,
Spike proteins inside your brain.
Short of breath at 24,
"Dr. Fauci, gimmie more!"
Proteins tangle and misfold,
Amyloidosis taking hold.
Swollen heart at 25,
"Thank Moderna I'm alive!"
THere's no cure for microclot,
Getting worse with every shot.
Heart attack at 26,
Prayed to Pfizer for a fix.
Vaxxie, vaxxie, death is lurking,
Doctor says, "that means it's working."
Died of SADS at 27,
All good vaxxies go to heaven.
Obituary headline noted:
"Anti-Vaxxer Dies of COVID."
Family now seems quite upset,
But they're alive, at least on net.
And, they say, "it's for the better,"
"Without the vax he would be deader."