Very nice! Clever.

Where it says "Welcome Bay" perhaps it should be sand?

Maybe something about the nightmare of using a terminal? (turtle/snail shell?)

A small island off Ubuntu for Lubuntu?

Non-woke distros? (Devuan - A fork of Debian without SystemD. GhostBSD - A FreeBSD based distro focused on usability. Omarchy - An Arch + Hyprland configuration. OpenMandriva - A classic Linux distribution.)