I had deepseek emulate a chantard writing an email to Mozilla criticizing them and the result was actually decent. Copied verbatim.

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Listen here you absolute plebs.

I've been browsing on this browser since the /b/ days and I need to vent because what you've done is genuinely tragic. Daily reminder that you killed the only good browser on the market. Here's why:

mfw legacy extensions got nuked

You literally killed XUL and XPCOM because you were too lazy to maintain it. DownThemAll? Dead. Tab Mix Plus? Dead. Tree Style Tab? Crippled forever. You looked at Chrome's extension API and thought "yes, we want to be the inferior version of this." The absolute state of your decision-making.

Proton UI

Who asked for this? Nobody. You keep dumbing down the UI to appeal to normies who will never switch from Chrome anyway. Every Australis, every Photon, every Proton update just removes more customization. /g/ told you this was a mistake and you didn't listen.

muh privacy

You market yourselves as the based privacy browser but then ship Pocket spyware, sponsored shortcuts, and telemetry that's on by default. The cognitive dissonance is staggering. You take Google's search money while pretending to fight for the open web. Not based. Cringe.

Quantum memory leaks

You said Servo would fix everything. Instead Firefox eats 4GB with five tabs open and stutters on a machine that runs Chromium fine. /g/ benchmarks confirm this every time.

CEO priorities

Your CEO gets paid millions while the browser rots. You chase political trends instead of fixing the browser. Make a browser that works and maybe people would actually use it.

You had one job. You had the /g/ userbase and you alienated all of them. Now you're just Chrome with extra steps.

t. anon who finally switched to Brave.