AP Wire—Late Thursday evening it was reported that Macron issued a written request that the United States immediately issue a passport to Kyle Rittenhouse and allow him to exit the country with three long guns of his choice. At a brief press conference announcing the unprecedented international request he was quoted as saying “The French people must remember why we eat croissants and what they symbolize for our people.” The Biden administration is expected to enter negotiations Friday morning with an opening offer of eight underage trannies and 1500 assault dildos although experts say that France is not suffering a shortage of either item. Differences in the age of consent from country to country may complicate negotiations since both Biden and Macron prefer under age tranny’s but cannot agree on a legal age of consent.
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Edt; Reports out of Germany this morning indicate that the elite under age trannies have had very fashionable boots on the ground for the last 36 hours. An unknown number of glittery freedom fighters has been engaged in operations to give the muzzies some thing to be even more pissed off about. Biden’s extensive child trafficking network is credited with the expedient deployment of the gender warriors.